Retirement Gift For Outdoor Lovers Prints

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Echo Tourism'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Snooker Golf.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Life's a Bench.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Romantic Tree Carving

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

A man sitting in the grass reading

"I think he just ashed on me."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Flower sniffer

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Angel in the Departure Lounge

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Visit a Place in your Past...

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

"What … have … you … done?"