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"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

'Echo Tourism'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Pilot with champagne.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Church Basement Foodie

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Old Karate Master

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"You're right, they are statins."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.