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"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

'Echo Tourism'

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Pilot with champagne.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Church Basement Foodie

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Old Karate Master

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

"You're right, they are statins."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

All Roads Lead To Rome

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'