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Angel in the Departure Lounge

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

'Echo Tourism'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Easter Island Shades...

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Business-Class.

All Roads Lead To Rome

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

US Airlines

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Fake News, 50 cents.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'