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Angel in the Departure Lounge

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

'Echo Tourism'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Business-Class.

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

US Airlines

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Fake News, 50 cents.