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"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Angel in the Departure Lounge

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"I didn't exactly win it."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"And I want to thank my boss, the best boss in the whole wide world..."

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Traveller's Luggage.

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'