Travel Reward Collector Gifts

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Cat Show

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Scenes from a Vacation

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Animal immigration

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Angel in the Departure Lounge

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"And I want to thank my boss, the best boss in the whole wide world..."

"I didn't exactly win it."

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."