Retirement From The Army Gifts

Looking for a memorable way to honor a retirement from the army? Our collection offers witty and nostalgic products that celebrate their service and new chapter in life. Find gifts that speak to their dedication, bravery, and the exciting journey ahead, all with a touch of humor and warmth.

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"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'."

"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'." mockup

"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'."

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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Military Medals

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WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills mockup

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

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'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.' mockup

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

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Monuments

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Veterans Day '20

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Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier mockup

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

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Tattoos sagging with time

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Veterans Day US

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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

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Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

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War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals). mockup

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

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'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.' mockup

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

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"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?" mockup

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

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'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.' mockup

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

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The Grim map of Iraq.

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"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

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What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version mockup

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

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Sabrage

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"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue." mockup

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

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Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees. mockup

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

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Army general with a support for his medals.

Army general with a support for his medals. mockup

Army general with a support for his medals.

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And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins. mockup

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

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"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ." mockup

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

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"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune." mockup

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

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"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965." mockup

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

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'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!' mockup

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

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Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...' mockup

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

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"This is the brother I told you guys about."

"This is the brother I told you guys about." mockup

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

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Place setting with stars

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public and private sectors

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Retirement From The Army Gifts Collection

Retirement From The Army Mugs

Discover our collection of retirement-themed mugs, perfect for army retirees. Add a humorous or heartfelt touch to their daily coffee ritual.

Retirement From The Army Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows celebrating military retirement. A perfect gift to add humor and comfort to a new chapter in life.

Retirement From The Army Prints

Explore inspiring prints that honor military service and new beginnings. Great as a gift or personal reminder of a proud career.

Retirement From The Army T-Shirts

Browse our witty and proud army retirement t-shirts. They’re ideal for celebrating a soldier’s service and the exciting adventures ahead.