Retirement From The Army Pillows

"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

Veterans Day '20

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Sabrage

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

Army general with a support for his medals.

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

Place setting with stars