Retirement From Armed Forces Pillows

Wanna see my new medal?

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Veterans Day '20

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

Sabrage

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Army general with a support for his medals.

"We gave our lives in Afghanistan for some totally incompetent politicians. . ."

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

Place setting with stars

public and private sectors