Retired Military Pillows

Give the gift of comfort with a pillow that honors a retired military member’s dedication. A cozy reminder of their service and strength.

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Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier mockup

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

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Tattoos sagging with time

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"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security." mockup

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

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Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...' mockup

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'

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Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago! mockup

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

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'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.' mockup

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.' mockup

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

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Military Medals

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

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"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!" mockup

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

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Monuments

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'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.' mockup

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized." mockup

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

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Veterans Day '20

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Veterans Day US

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'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.' mockup

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

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"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year." mockup

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

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'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.' mockup

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

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'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!' mockup

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

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War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals). mockup

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

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Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

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'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.' mockup

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

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'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.' mockup

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

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"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?" mockup

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

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The Grim map of Iraq.

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'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.' mockup

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

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'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.' mockup

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'

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'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.' mockup

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

"He was just a year away from retirement." mockup

"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?" mockup

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

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'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.' mockup

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

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"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!" mockup

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

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Retired Military Pillows Collection

Retired Military Mugs

Explore our collection of military-themed mugs to find the perfect humorous or heartfelt gift for retired service members.

Retired Military Prints

Browse our military prints that beautifully commemorate a career of service and dedication.

Retired Military T-Shirts

Discover witty and proud military t-shirts that make great gifts for retired personnel or those celebrating their service.