Retired Soldiers Pillows

An old soldier asking for money

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Veterans Day '20

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

He was forced to take early retirement.

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

Army general with a support for his medals.

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'I'm coping.'