Retired Soldiers Mugs

An old soldier asking for money

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Veterans Day '20

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'Not now Kato!'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

He was forced to take early retirement.

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

Army general with a support for his medals.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'I'm coping.'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'