Military Retiree Mugs

Kick off their retirement with a witty or heartfelt mug that celebrates a career of service. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs are a daily reminder of their dedication and new adventures.

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"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called."

"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called." mockup

"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called."

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.' mockup

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

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Military Medals

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.' mockup

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

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Monuments

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"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!" mockup

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

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'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.' mockup

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

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Veterans Day '20

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"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized." mockup

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

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Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier mockup

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

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Tattoos sagging with time

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Veterans Day US

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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

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'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.' mockup

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

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Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

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'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.' mockup

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

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'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.' mockup

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

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War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals). mockup

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

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'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!' mockup

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

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'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.' mockup

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

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The Grim map of Iraq.

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"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?" mockup

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

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'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.' mockup

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

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'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.' mockup

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

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'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.' mockup

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

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'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.' mockup

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'

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"He was just a year away from retirement."

"He was just a year away from retirement." mockup

"He was just a year away from retirement."

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"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?" mockup

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

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"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago." mockup

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

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404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan. mockup

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

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"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!" mockup

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

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'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.' mockup

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

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"Oh yes, I proudly served."

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Military Retiree Mugs Collection

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