Retirement From Military Mugs

Veterans Day US

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

Too Easy

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

'War is hell, but so is getting through the airport metal detector.'

Match over, USA?

"...And I got this one for running around in a stupid uniform with useless medals on it."

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."