Retired Army General Pillows

"Neil, here, is a retired Army general who has been on Ted Koppel a lot recently, shooting his mouth off."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"Ahh, shade."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"Uh...I wonder if this is still a good idea."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'War!... What's it good for?'

Military history

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

General's Coin Toss

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"