Retail Surveillance Gifts

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to know who started it."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Sale.