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'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Lasso

Stubborn Horses

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"You're afraid of what?"

Christmas tree exchange

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rodeos

Face Painting.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Decorating the Stables

Show Jumping Tantrums

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Roller-coaster

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

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