Retail Rodeo Rider Pillows

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Lasso

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Stubborn Horses

"You're afraid of what?"

Christmas tree exchange

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Face Painting.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Decorating the Stables

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Taxi

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

Roller-coaster

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'