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'OK, I see you're highly competitive. Is there anything else you wish to add?'

'The whole recruitment process was taking up to much time!'

'This is where we research information listed on resumes.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

This castle manager job better be for real.

Hear me, Graduates!

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

The rat race

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

Waiting for the results.

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'Him? Oh, he's my job interview coach.'

"I'd give you a list of references but no one will admit they know me."

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

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