Resume Builders Gifts

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

'I'm afraid working in a take-away isn't the sort of experience we're looking for.'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Job Interview Gone Bad.

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"Are all these letters of recommendation from your mother?"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Tweaking the CV.

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

Your resume says you were a waiter...

"If I had known this was such a great place to work I would have lied more on my resume."

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'