Restroom Riddle Solver Pillows

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Oedipus

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

Key Question

'What has a bottom at the top?'

"What has one horn and gives milk?"

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."