Restroom Comic Fan Gifts

Jeff had to use the loo fast, he had the Turtle Head.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

All dressed up and no place to go

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

New York Scatological Society

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Toilet humour

WC problem.

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."