Restriction Reflector Pillows

"Behave sensibly!"

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

Corona measures

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I've been to the office..."

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

Retirement...Retirement...

In Isolation

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

No Christmas Lockdown

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

The Great Indoors

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"I really thought that I'd get out more once the Ice Age ended."

"I resigned of my own free will."