Restriction Reflector Prints

"Behave sensibly!"

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

Corona measures

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I've been to the office..."

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

No Christmas Lockdown

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Retirement...Retirement...

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

In Isolation

The Great Indoors

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."