Lockdown Reflector Pillows

"I really thought that I'd get out more once the Ice Age ended."

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

No Christmas Lockdown

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

Danger Noodle tho bored

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Small Cash Infusion

Pandemic playhouse.

Corona measures

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Behave sensibly!"

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

"I finished counting the blades of grass, now what?"

"Sheltering in place has lowered my resistance."

COVID Clock