Lockdown Reflector T-Shirts

"I really thought that I'd get out more once the Ice Age ended."

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

No Christmas Lockdown

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Danger Noodle tho bored

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Pandemic playhouse.

Corona measures

Small Cash Infusion

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Behave sensibly!"

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"I finished counting the blades of grass, now what?"

Bored With Corona

The joys of daylight saving

COVID Clock