Lockdown Introspector T-Shirts

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"What did you use to do before the lockdown?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

That party went well.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

A Poem about Sand

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.