Recovery Reflector Pillows

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Corona measures

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Behave sensibly!"

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"I've been to the office..."

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

No Christmas Lockdown

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

Retirement...Retirement...

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

In Isolation

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"I really thought that I'd get out more once the Ice Age ended."

"I resigned of my own free will."