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"The service here is terrible."

Diner.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

I recommend the ketchup.

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

Eat at Joe's Topless Diner.

Monster eating furniture,

"Soup of the day."

'Separate cheques?'

'Excuse me sir, have you found and contact lenses in your soup?'

Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'

'The food's pretty bad here, but we make up for it with especially large portions.'

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in