Restaurant Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"We now require our patrons to order through our computers. Just log on to our website, create a username and password, read the terms and privacy policy, click on the menu..."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Advanced footsie

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Platter confusion.

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"....and hold the garlic."

'Whatever he's eating.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Microwave confusion.