Restaurant Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift that tickles the funny bone of a restaurant satire fanatic? Discover humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that lovingly poke fun at dining culture. Ideal for anyone who enjoys a clever twist on culinary traditions, these items make amusing additions to kitchen decor or casual wear. Perfect for yourself or a foodie friend who appreciates a good laugh at the expense of restaurant clichés.

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A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . .

A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . . mockup

A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . .

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

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"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!" mockup

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

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"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside." mockup

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

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Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

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'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.' mockup

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?" mockup

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.' mockup

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

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'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.' mockup

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

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"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening." mockup

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

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"Chicken 'Laissez-faire'?"

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Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant. mockup

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

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'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.' mockup

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

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"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

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The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?" mockup

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

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"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer." mockup

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

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"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto." mockup

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

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'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese. mockup

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

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"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?" mockup

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

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"Soup of the day? Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo." mockup

"Soup of the day? Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo."

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'I know I'm getting lots of complements, but the damn waiters are conspiring to not tell me!'

'I know I'm getting lots of complements, but the damn waiters are conspiring to not tell me!' mockup

'I know I'm getting lots of complements, but the damn waiters are conspiring to not tell me!'

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'There'll be a short delay, sir -- your businessman's lunch is under investigation.'

'There'll be a short delay, sir -- your businessman's lunch is under investigation.' mockup

'There'll be a short delay, sir -- your businessman's lunch is under investigation.'

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"I don't think the new guy is working out."

"I don't think the new guy is working out." mockup

"I don't think the new guy is working out."

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'Take no notice, I fired him ten minutes ago.'

'Take no notice, I fired him ten minutes ago.' mockup

'Take no notice, I fired him ten minutes ago.'

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Fish & chips in newspaper of the year. mockup

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

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... Harold at the stomach pump.

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"You can have my doggie bag as a tip." mockup

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

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'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?' mockup

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

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'Can't you read?'

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Restaurant Satire Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Restaurant Satire Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of restaurant satire mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for food lovers and comedy fans alike.

Restaurant Satire Enthusiast Pillows

Discover humorous restaurant satire pillows that add a playful touch to any kitchen or living area.

Restaurant Satire Enthusiast Prints

Browse our stylish restaurant satire prints to bring some clever comedy into your home decor.

Restaurant Satire Enthusiast T-Shirts

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