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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Bad for you but to die for

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

This fly is doing the backstroke

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"