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'One word, meaning, to halt the motion or progress. Rhymes with pop... anyone???'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"It's worse than I thought."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'...Or not.'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

Life Tetris

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

Things You Should Know About...

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.