Road Rule Riddle Solver T-Shirts

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'...Or not.'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

Things You Should Know About...

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.