Restaurant Revivalist T-Shirts

Coronavirus and the Reopening of Restaurants

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

How Gary got his groove back.

'We don't text anymore.'

Michelangelo's David

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

Brick and Mortar

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."