Business Revivalist T-Shirts

'Back in business sale, after going bust the last time.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

Resume Dumpers

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

Brick and Mortar

'We don't text anymore.'

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

Sex Games of the Married

"You've got a green light - use it!"

A couple in bed together with their phones.

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

Coronavirus and the Reopening of Restaurants

'I can't remember the last time I saw you do something cute.'

'The brand is dying on its feet, we have to do something radical.'

'The eighties are in fashion.'

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

The Ugly American

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

"Over the hill? You were never on a hill."

'That would explain the lack of romance.'

"How would you feel about incorporating sex into our sex life?"

'Who said romance is dead?'