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'The eighties are in fashion.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Brick and Mortar

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Michelangelo's David

Old songs made new

How Gary got his groove back.

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."