Resource Alchemist T-Shirts

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

World Production.

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Think outside the seed.'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'Cartoonist thinking'

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."