Natural Resource Analyst T-Shirts

Earth's energy

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Scarcity

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

65 Million Years Ago

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

US Energy Needs.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Industrial Beautification van

There's no real oil emergency...

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Camel In The Tent

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Bump in the road.