Natural Resource Analyst Pillows

Earth's energy

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Scarcity

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

65 Million Years Ago

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

US Energy Needs.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Industrial Beautification van

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Bump in the road.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

There's no real oil emergency...

Camel In The Tent

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price