Natural Resources Management Pillows

Stopping people from talking about environmental concerns.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

World Production.

Population rocket

Blowing dust off an order book.

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

Mankind loves Earth

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

Valuable Water

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Managing finance is integral to this post. How would you respond to a perfectly reasonable request for extra funds?'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Gluttony and Famine

Earth's energy

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

"I think someone's been overfeeding The sacred Cow lately."

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Why the West is really bothered with Afghanistan.

Oil and the Middle East

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

The origin of the phrase 'staff cuts'.

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

Gas Supply To Europe

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'