Resource Realist T-Shirts

World Production.

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

Gas Supply To Europe

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

COVID Devotion

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

How coal creates jobs

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"That? Oh, that's the contractor insult tax. We add that to the invoice when a customer treats us as if we're somehow constantly contriving to rip them off."

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."