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'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Lounging by the pool

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Energy saving mode

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Stockwell's day

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'You don't have to drive around. We bring the food to your table.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'Pass the grey stuff.'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."