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'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Energy saving mode

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Stockwell's day

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'You don't have to drive around. We bring the food to your table.'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'Pass the grey stuff.'

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