Resolution Reformer Pillows

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

New Years Resolutions...Must not exploit my position to gorge on unearned wealth...

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"I hate this time of year."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Stethoscope line.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Louis Antoine Jullien

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"Sure-fire weight loss program."

'I'm graphing the likelihood of me keeping this New Year's resolutions based on all of my previous resolutions. It doesn't look good for me.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'