Resolution Recycler Gifts

New year resolutions.

"As part of my recycling I'm reusing my resolutions from 2014, 5, 3 and 9."

Just quit smoking...But I'm up to nine patches a day.

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Recycling centre

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.