Resistance Planner Gifts

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Car Emissions

HS2

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

'What a control freak!'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Tsunami Evac Route

"So where's the truck park?"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

The First Commuters

The Evolution of Transport.