Resilient Homeowner Gifts

'It's the plumber ... '

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Covid and Restarting School

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

COVID Devotion

Redundancies

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"First day out of bed?"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Man is pulled in all directions.

Home Ship Home

Covid Fightback

Over the last year I've come to have a new opinion about what real strength is.

New Power Shower.

"Captain, I'm burned out!"

Old woman in shoe says: 'We can't afford to move, so we're just having a few improvements made.'

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

"We will rebuild!"

"Be tough. Never let them hear you squeak."