Research Grant Expert Gifts

',,,and if your symptoms disappear within three days, I'll get a large grant.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Space exploration"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"It's not you-it's me."

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Jerk Gene

"Well, we got the grant."