Research Grant Expert Gifts

',,,and if your symptoms disappear within three days, I'll get a large grant.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Space exploration"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"It's not you-it's me."

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Jerk Gene

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Well, we got the grant."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'