Rescue Stories Gifts

Dog rescues cat from tree.

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Hang on, Norman!"

'I'm a teetotaler.'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Foster failure"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Foster failure

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Saved...life is good!

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Lifesaver!

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

Litter.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Holy water, holy water...."

Lifeboat

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"