Rescue Tale Gifts

Foster failure

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Foster failure"

The Fourth Little Pig

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Saved...life is good!

Lifesaver!

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Why? Did you want one?"

"We’re ready when you are!"

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Dog rescues cat from tree.

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Go get help?...I'm a dog for crying out loud, what can I do?..Boy has he been watching too many lassie movies!"

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

'I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'