Rescue Simulation T-Shirts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Happy Hour

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Litter.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"The Catlich Maneuver"